For those of you who thought taking a chew or sucking on a penny would help with a breathalyzer...you were wrong!!!
Here is the story:
An 18 year-old man tried to eat his underwear in the hope that the cotton fabric would absorb alcohol before he took a breathalyzer test.
David Zurfluh was collared by Royal Canadian Mounted Police Constable Bill Robinson after he ran from his vehicle, which had been seen weaving down the highway.
While sitting in the back of the patrol car, Mr. Zurfluh tried to eat his shorts, Constable Robinson told the court.
Mr. Zurfluh said he ripped the crotch out of his shorts, stuffed the fabric in his mouth and then spit it out.
A class of students from William E. Hay Composite High, in court as observers, was removed by the teacher when testimony enlivened the proceedings. The Grade 11 and 12 students had difficulty maintaining their composure.
“People were leaving the courtroom with tears in their eyes, trying not to laugh,” said RCMP Constable Peter McFarlane.
Here is the story:
An 18 year-old man tried to eat his underwear in the hope that the cotton fabric would absorb alcohol before he took a breathalyzer test.
David Zurfluh was collared by Royal Canadian Mounted Police Constable Bill Robinson after he ran from his vehicle, which had been seen weaving down the highway.
While sitting in the back of the patrol car, Mr. Zurfluh tried to eat his shorts, Constable Robinson told the court.
Mr. Zurfluh said he ripped the crotch out of his shorts, stuffed the fabric in his mouth and then spit it out.
A class of students from William E. Hay Composite High, in court as observers, was removed by the teacher when testimony enlivened the proceedings. The Grade 11 and 12 students had difficulty maintaining their composure.
“People were leaving the courtroom with tears in their eyes, trying not to laugh,” said RCMP Constable Peter McFarlane.
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